Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: "Weird, I smell carrots, too."
Q: Where does the snowman get his money?
A: From the snow bank.
Q: Why don't hyenas get sick in the winter?
A: Because laughter is the best medicine.
Q: Why was Frosty told to leave the grocery store?
A: Because he was caught picking his nose in the produce isle.
Winter Weather Alert
(Name of your town) News: If you are inside right now then it is advised you do not go out. There have been reports of ICES in our town. First they were spotted on our bridges, now ICES have gotten to our roads. For those that still plan on leaving their houses, the only gun that will work on ICES is a salt rifle. Also, watch out for black ICES which are known to be more dangerous than regular ICES. Stay tuned for more updates.