U.S. State Jokes

Seattle Kingdome

Q: Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?
A: While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

Anonymous

New LA Airport

Q: If they build a new airport in LA, what will they call the old one?
A: EX-LAX

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Crowded D.C. Bridge

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.

Anonymous