U.S. State Jokes

North Dakota Jokes

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Dumb North Dakota Laws: 

  • Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
  • It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
  • Fargo - One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (North Dakota Jokes)
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Pope Calls the Plays

In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots.  Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
Submitted BY: Nick

Seattle Divorce

If a man and a woman get married in California and move to Seattle, Washington are they still brother and sister?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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