U.S. State Jokes

Geographic Marketing

Q: What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama?
A: Family size

Anonymous

New York Dogs

A Buddhist monk visits a hot-dog vendor in New York City and says, "Make me one with everything."

Anonymous

Texas A&M Nativity Scene

Q: Why couldn't Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Anonymous