Aggie and Longhorn Ranching

An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, "Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"

Standing Lady

Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A: It can’t sit down.

Light Bulb - New Yorkers

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None 'o yo' freakin' bidness!