Louisiana Crazy Laws

• It is illegal to gargle in public places.
• It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
• Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
• New Orleans - It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
• You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. 

Idaho Jokes

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
Dumb Idaho Laws:

• Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
• You may not fish on a camel's back.
• Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
• Boise - Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
• Pocatello - A law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view."
• A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face. 

Missouri Crazy Law

Dumb Missouri Laws:

• It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)
• Buckner - In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
• Excelsior - Springs Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
• Kansas City - Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
• Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
• Marceline - Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• Marquette - It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
• Mole - Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
• Natchez - It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
• Purdy - Dancing is strictly prohibited.
• St. Louis - It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.)
• A milk man may not run while on duty.
• University City - Four women may not rent an apartment together.