U.S. State Jokes

Alabama Grades

Q: Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
A: Because it has 4 A's and one B!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes)
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New Theory of Language

The quantity of consonants in the English language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah", the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations

Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
REDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum. "It's actually a logical extension of our planned growth," said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, "It really is going to be a positive arrangement for everyone."

Categories: Money Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Washington State Jokes) , Technology Jokes
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