U.S. State Jokes

Couples' Store Food Fight

In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth. 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Food Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Minnesota Jokes)
Anonymous

Striking Statistics

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
The odds of winning the California lottery by matching all six numbers are 14 times greater than the odds of being struck by lightening, according to Lottery magazine. the figure drops to nine times greater in New Jersey, six times greater in Pennsylvania, and four times greater in Connecticut. 

Categories: Weather Jokes , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes)
Anonymous

Letter From the FBI

Dear Mr. Starr:
The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA.
Apologies,
The FBI

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes) , Profession Jokes
Anonymous