Travel Jokes - Car Trip Jokes

Survivor For Alabamans

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Redneck Jokes
Anonymous

Speeding on a Rainy Day

A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day. The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Tesla Aroma

Q: Do you know why Tesla's don't have that new car smell?
A: They decided to ship them with Elon's Musk

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Submitted BY: KenL