Travel Jokes - Car Trip Jokes

Driving Through Fog

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Survivor For Alabamans

With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version. Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Redneck Jokes
Anonymous

Speeding on a Rainy Day

A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day. The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous