Travel Jokes - Car Trip Jokes

Speeding on a Rainy Day

A guy gets pulled over for speeding on a rainy day. The cop says, "Isn't it kind of stupid to be driving so fast in this weather?" The driver says, "Who's stupid? I'm dry in my car. You're the one who's standing out in the rain."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Tesla Aroma

Q: Do you know why Tesla's don't have that new car smell?
A: They decided to ship them with Elon's Musk

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Submitted BY: KenL

Bad Driving Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A: A road hag!

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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