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Bumper Stickers

All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 

Anonymous

Driving In Fog

Q: When driving through fog what should you use?
A: Your car!

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Anonymous

Driving Through Fog

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.

Anonymous