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Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads

Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?

A: It's his photo ID.

 

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing - yet.

 

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

 

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?

A: Duck.

 

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

 

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

 

Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?

A: The bucket.

 

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

 

Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?

A: They hate bread.

 

Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: The camels can't handle it.

Osama Bin Laden - Halloween

Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

Nailing Bin Laden

Q: What's more fun than nailing Bin Laden to a tree?

A: Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

Osama Bin Laden's Football Team

Q: What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

A: The New York Jets!

Osama Bin Laden Curcumcised

Q: Why hasn't Osama bin Laden ever been circumcised?

A: Because there is just no end to that prick!