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Bin Laden's Trip To The Pearly Gates

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams; "this is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you...What the hell did you think I said?

Bin Laden And Hiroshima

Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing, yet.

Osama Bin Laden and General Custer

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common? 

A They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Bin Laden V Aladdin

Q: What's the difference between Bin Laden and Aladdin?

A: Aladdin had 3 wishes and bin Laden only had 1 - a death wish.

Osama Is Dead

Q: What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?

A: A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit.