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Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?

Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

West Virginia Sheep

Q: What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?

A: A pimp!

West Virginia Hick Marriage

Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"

Dumb West Virginia Laws

Dumb West Virginia Laws

  • No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
  • When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
  • It is illegal to snooze on a train.
  • Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
  • According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
  • If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
  • Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
  • Whistling underwater is prohibited.
  • Alderson - One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
  • Nicholas County - No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
  • Huntington - Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
  • It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

West Virginian Group Photo

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?

A: Because every time the photographer yells "Cheese!" they all line up!'