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West Virginians

Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

A: Pumpkin!

West Virginia's Most Confusing Day

Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?

A: Father's Day.

West Virginia Romance

The West Virginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

West Virginia Sheep

Q: What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?

A: A pimp!

West Virginia Hick Marriage

Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in a local motel. Right before they consummate the marriage, the women says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is visibly upset and storms off to his family's home. He tells them what happened and his dad says, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"