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Over Population

Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world. One physician says, "Why, Bubba, this eyer crazy birth thang isa gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! There'sa gonna be standin' room only on this here planet!" The other doctor replied, "Heck, that sure oughta slow 'em down a bit!"
 

West Virginia's Most Confusing Day

Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?

A: Father's Day.

West Virginia Sheep

Q: What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?

A: A pimp!

West Virginian Women

Q: What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A: A tourist.

West Virginian Group Photo

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?

A: Because every time the photographer yells "Cheese!" they all line up!'