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West Virginia Motto

Q: What's West Virginia's new State motto?

A: One Big Happy Family

West Virginia Romance

The West Virginian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?" "No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."

Dumb West Virginia Laws

Dumb West Virginia Laws

  • No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
  • When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
  • It is illegal to snooze on a train.
  • Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
  • According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
  • If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
  • Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
  • Whistling underwater is prohibited.
  • Alderson - One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
  • Nicholas County - No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
  • Huntington - Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
  • It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

West Virginia

A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from the city, what do you guys do around here?"

The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".
He then asked, "What do you hunt and kill?"

The men replied, "Sumt'n ta screw."

West Virginians

Q: What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

A: Pumpkin!