U.S. State Jokes - West Virginia Jokes
West Virginia Virgin
Q: How can you tell if a West Virginia girl is a virgin?
A: If she can run faster that her brothers.
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in the world. One physician says, "Why, Bubba, this eyer crazy birth thang isa gettin' so bad that perty soon, they ain't gonna be room for ever'body! There'sa gonna be standin' room only on this here planet!" The other doctor replied, "Heck, that sure oughta slow 'em down a bit!"
Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
The Origin of the Toothbrush
Q: How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
A: Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush"!
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to. He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, "I'm moving here from the city, what do you guys do around here?"
The men answered, "Go hunt'n, kill things, 'n screw".
He then asked, "What do you hunt and kill?"
The men replied, "Sumt'n ta screw."