U.S. State Jokes - New York Jokes

Pope Calls the Plays

In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots.  Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
Submitted BY: Nick

New York Dogs

A Buddhist monk visits a hot-dog vendor in New York City and says, "Make me one with everything."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Religion Jokes (Buddhism Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes)
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Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Riddles , Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes
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