U.S. State Jokes - New York Jokes
Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A: It can’t sit down.
Light Bulb - New Yorkers
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None 'o yo' freakin' bidness!
Pope Calls the Plays
In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots. Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s
New York Dogs
A Buddhist monk visits a hot-dog vendor in New York City and says, "Make me one with everything."
NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.