Florida State Flag

Lot of strip clubs in Florida. Good grief. Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

Florida's Election Count

Florida will no longer count ballots. Instead, they will count the chads and divide by the square root of each candidates' hat size.

Florida or the Sun

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.