Q: How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?
A: Three, if you slice them really thin.
I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!
Shot to Your Basket
Hey babe, I have a shot I'd like to drive to your basket. High five!
Did the Hunchback Steal the Ball?
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children. He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"
Q: What stories are told by basketball players?
A: Tall stories!