I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!
Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
Shot to Your Basket
Hey babe, I have a shot I'd like to drive to your basket. High five!
Q: What stories are told by basketball players?
A: Tall stories!
Yo Mama - Spalding
Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.