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Shingle Material

Q: How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?

A: Three, if you slice them really thin.

Finger Roll

I'm going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!

Shot to Your Basket

Hey babe, I have a shot I'd like to drive to your basket. High five!

Did the Hunchback Steal the Ball?

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children. He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"

Basketball Stories

Q: What stories are told by basketball players?

A: Tall stories!