Yo Mama - Spalding
Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.
LeBron Cross the Road
Q: Why did LeBron cross the road?
A: To put the hammer down!
Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A: Because they dribble all over the court.
Mexican Basketball Player
Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?