LeBron Cross the Road
Q: Why did LeBron cross the road?
A: To put the hammer down!
Q: Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?
A: Because they dribble all over the court.
Mexican Basketball Player
Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?
LeBron Skipping College
Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?
A: Because he would never make it to the finals!
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The NBA!