Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
Basketball and Sex
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex?
A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
True story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
Blonde Basketball Fan
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.
Q: How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?
A: Three, if you slice them really thin.