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Sticky Fingers

Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?

A When he steals a base.

Designated Hitters

Q: Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes?

A: They also forget the batter.

Wonder Player

Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player

Fan: Why's that?

Manager: Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!

Piece of Rope

Q: Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

A: He was the skipper!

Top 10 - Baseball Is Better Than Sex

Top Ten Reasons Baseball Is Better Than Sex:

10: It is legal to play professionally

9: You can count on it at least 4 times a week

8: You have a coach to tell you when to advance

7:When you are tired, you always get relieved

6: If you strike out once, you still have 2 more tires to get a hit

5: Up to 4 people can score at once

4: Pop ups are frequent

3: 30,000 people cheer when you score

2: After 7 innings, you get to stretch

1: You can get a homerun without any foreplay!