Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
A When he steals a base.
Q: Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes?
A: They also forget the batter.
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Manager: Every time he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Piece of Rope
Q: Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
A: He was the skipper!
Top 10 - Baseball Is Better Than Sex
Top Ten Reasons Baseball Is Better Than Sex:
10: It is legal to play professionally
9: You can count on it at least 4 times a week
8: You have a coach to tell you when to advance
7:When you are tired, you always get relieved
6: If you strike out once, you still have 2 more tires to get a hit
5: Up to 4 people can score at once
4: Pop ups are frequent
3: 30,000 people cheer when you score
2: After 7 innings, you get to stretch
1: You can get a homerun without any foreplay!