Q: How do you get a Rams fan to stop beating his wife?
A: Put her in a Patriots jersey
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams, both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome, have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying, 'Jesus Christ!'
Viking Superbowl Ring
Q: What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
A: The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
Q: Why did the NFL rule that the entire Patriots team was guilty in the #deflategate scandal?
A: Because all men would know if their balls were smaller than usual when they started playing with them.