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American Footballers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many American footballers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two - one to screw it in and the other to recover the fumble.

Virginia Football Players

Q: If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Football player in the same car at the same time, who drives?

A: The state trooper!!"

End Abuse

Q: How do you get a Rams fan to stop beating his wife?

A: Put her in a Patriots jersey

The Pope and the Rams

What do the Pope and the Rams, both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome, have in common?

They both feature 3 million people saying,  'Jesus Christ!'

Viking Superbowl Ring

Q: What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief!