Virginia Football Players
Q: If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Football player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
A: The state trooper!!"
Q: How do you get a Rams fan to stop beating his wife?
A: Put her in a Patriots jersey
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams, both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome, have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying, 'Jesus Christ!'
Viking Superbowl Ring
Q: What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
A: The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.