Q: Hey, you wanna win?
A: Nah, we'll pass.
Run Pete Run
Q: What did Pete Carroll say to the prostitute after the super bowl?
A: I'll pass.
Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Semester Credit Lightbulb
Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Q: Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?
A: There was too much "Moss" in it!