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Run Pete Run

Q: What did Pete Carroll say to the prostitute after the super bowl?

A: I'll pass.

Biggest Helmet

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?

A: The one with the biggest head.

Semester Credit Lightbulb

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

Packers

Q: Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?

A: There was too much "Moss" in it!