Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Football Coach

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his Quarterback 

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Tennessee Colors

Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?
A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

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No Reflection

My sister's college room mate, who isn't very keen on sports, commented on the shoe polish streaks under the player's eyes.
She said, "I just don't get it, what do those black things even do?"
I replied, "Well, play football, mostly."

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