Sports Jokes

Surf's Up

Q: What did one surfer say to the other?
A: DUDE!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sports Jokes
Anonymous

Yankees Fans

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes)
Anonymous

Alabama Fishing Trip

A salesman from Cincinnati traveled to Alabama for a company meeting. He couldn't get a flight back home till Sunday so he decided to spend Saturday fishing.  He went to Cabela's and found a great deal on rods, reels and a loaded tackle box. He rented a kayak at Guntersville lake and headed out in search of bass.
He was only 15 minutes from shore when the trolling motor stopped working.  When he realized that the rental company only gave him one oar, he decided to seek help.
He saw a man with two beautiful women on his boat who also had a spare oar. "Excuse me, may I borrow one of your oars?" he yelled. The other man appeared offended and yelled back,  "Thems ain't 'ores, thems me sisters!"

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Boating Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes)
Anonymous