Sexist Jokes - About Men

Married or Single Man Envy

Q:  Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?
A: Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

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Men Snore Because

Q: Why do men snore?
A: When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

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Why Man Created First

Q: Why did God create men first?
A: Because we learn from mistakes.

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