Sexist Jokes - About Men

Wouldn't Anniversary

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

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God Created Man

Q: Why did God create men?
A: Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

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In The Forest

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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