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Elmo Factory

Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her. After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arrived there the blonde was sewing two marbles into the crotch of every Elmo. The manager said, ''I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!''

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Deer Nuggets -Riddles

Q: Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?
A: Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Scottish Tourist

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He can't run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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