Sexist Jokes - About Women

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

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Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Cheating Wife

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the doctor, "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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