Double Trouble

Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.

Mechanical Whore?

Q: Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
A: She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

Pregnant Centerfold

Q:  What's the difference between a woman who is nine-months pregnant and a Playboy centerfold?
A:  Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.