Putting Up A Tent

 Putting up a tent, is  very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag.

Revlon Brunette

Q: How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

Boxers or Briefs?

One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs". They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said boxers. Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or briefs"? And the old man replied  "depends?"