Sexist Jokes

Men Making Eye Contact

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes!

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Quiet Car

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Impressing a Woman/Man

How To Impress a Woman: Compliment her. Cuddle her. Kiss her. Tease her. Comfort her. Hug her. Send her flowers. Wine and dine her. Listen to her. Care for her. Hold her. Support her.
How to Impress a Man: Show up naked..... with beer.

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