Sex Jokes - Prostitute Jokes

Q: What did the doe say when she ran out of the woods?

A: I won't do THAT for two bucks ever again!!
 

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"

Q: Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?

A: For $50, she'll screw with your mind.

Q: How did Jared Fogle from Subway start and end his career?

A: Trying to get into smaller pants.

Fred, Bob and Mike visit a whorehouse. Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k." Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k." Mike comes out of the third bedroom, holding two dollars. Fred and Bob ask, "Did she donut you?" "No" says Mike, "she told me to go and buy a box of Cheerios."