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My girlfriend told me my penis was huge. I'd have appreciated the compliment if she hadn't been looking through a magnifying glass at the time.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Popeye Rusting

Q: What part of Popeye never rusts?
A: The part he puts in Olive Oil.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: garychatterton

Cross The Road For Toilet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did she go to the other side?
A: To go to the bar.

Q: Why did she go to the bar?
A To go to the toilet.
Q: Why did she go to the toilet?
A: Because that's where all the cocks hang out.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Cross the Road Jokes (Chicken Cross the Road Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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