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10 Things to Never Say to a Naked Man

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:

  1.  Awww...that's cute
  2. Well, at least you're good at other things
  3. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie® clothes?
  4.  My li'l brother has one like that.
  5.  Are you cold?
  6. ...giggles...
  7.  Maybe we should just be friends
  8.  Can you make it dance?
  9.  Umm...maybe you should get dressed
  10.  Oh...look...its hiding!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Large Vision

My girlfriend told me my penis was huge. I'd have appreciated the compliment if she hadn't been looking through a magnifying glass at the time.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Popeye Rusting

Q: What part of Popeye never rusts?
A: The part he puts in Olive Oil.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: garychatterton