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Camping Weekend

Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!" Which woke Ed. "What's going on?" said Ed. "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife," said Ted. "How come?" said Ed. "To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my life!" said Ted. After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?" "Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted. "Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed.

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Familiar Feel

Two old friends who love to push each other's buttons are in a bar, drinking. One reaches over and feels the other's bald head. "Good God! This feels just like my wife's ass!" The man whose head it is runs his hand over it, too.
"So it does! So it does!"

Categories: Bar Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Bald Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Bird Vs Man

Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?
A: Eat with his pecker!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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