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The Raffle Ticket

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?" She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub." He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Elephant's Pints

Q: What's gray and comes in pints?
A: An elephant.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Pregnant Barbie

Q: Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?
A: Because Ken didn't come in her box!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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