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When Man Is Smartest

Q: Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
A: Because he's plugged into a woman!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Memories

An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another old man sits down next to him and says, "Hey buddy, what's the problem?"
The old man wipes the tears from his eyes and explains, "I've got this beautiful, 35 year old wife, and all she wants to do is make love from the moment I walk in the door till the moment we go to sleep and then when we wake up again."
"So, what the hell is the problem?"
"You don't understand... I forgot where I live!" 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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Anonymous

Psychiatrist and the Nympho

A woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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