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Osama Bin Laden's Wives

Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

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Mint Flavored

Q: What do you call the new mint-flavored birth control pills women can take before sex?
A: Pre-dick-a-mints.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Drilling Rights

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adultering bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!" "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!

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