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Car In A Ditch

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, "You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch". "But I'm not pregnant," she says. "Well you're not out of the ditch yet," he says.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Doc Help With Marriage

This old man goes to the doctor's. "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long." "So what's the problem?" "I can't remember where I live."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Blonde's Bellybutton

Q: Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
A: Her husband was a blonde too!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Appearance Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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