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An American in Paris
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him. "Do you have something in mind?" she asked. "I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied. "That's why I want a nice gift."
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Dead Man's Booty Call
Three nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a hard on, the 1st Nurse says, "I can't let that go to waste," and rides him. The 2nd Nurse does the same. The 3rd Nurse hesitates and explains she's on her period, but does him anyway. To their surprise the man sits up, wide awake. The Nurses apologize saying they thought he was dead. The man replies, "I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel frickin great!"
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God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, then Adam and Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam and Eve and said, "I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up." Adam got very excited, "Oh, that would be so great, I would really like that. If I'm out in the fields, I can just go right there." So Eve smiled and said, "Okay, it sounds like he really wants that." As Adam tried out his new gift, he asked out of curiosity, "What was the other gift?". "Oh," God said, looking at Eve with a smile, "Multiple orgasms!".
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