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Sex Before Mass

The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well, they didn't want to do anything wrong so they approached their parish Priest for advice. Father, the young couple asked ... "is it ok to have sex before Mass ?" The not so young Priest responded after a few moments of reflection ... "yes my children it's ok to have sex before Mass .. but please don't block the aisles..."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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Woman and Screen Doors

Q: What do women and screen doors have in common?
A: The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Paige123

Condom Usage

An old man finds a condom in his grandson's apartment and asks what it is. "It's a condom," replies the grandson, sheepishly. "What do you use it for?" asks Grandpa. The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, "I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain." Grandpa says, "That's a great idea." He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a condom. "What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist. "Big enough to fit a Camel."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes)
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