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Ironing Board V. Blonde

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An ironing board's legs are hard to open

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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The Sermon

A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex. When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made. She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off!"

Categories: Religion Jokes , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Husbands as Lovers

Three women talk about their husband's performance as lovers. The first woman says, "My husband is a marriage counselor, so he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love." The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and use leather sometimes." The third woman shakes her head and says, "My husband works for an Internet company. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes
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