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Human Anatomy

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. "The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis." A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong. "My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Dental Hygienist

I once dated a dental hygienist.
She had the whitest teeth I ever came across.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
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Language Barriers

Q: How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A: Two can choo.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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