Sex Jokes - Gay Jokes
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A: Well Hung.
100 Lesbians with Guns
Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?
A: He couldn't blow the safe, so he went down on the elevator!
No Lesbian Tennis Star at the Dutch Open
Q: Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills. When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand." The gay man stood up. The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns." "Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"