Sex Jokes - Gay Jokes
Let's Do It
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
No Lesbian Tennis Star at the Dutch Open
Q: Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills. When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand." The gay man stood up. The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns." "Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"
Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
Q: What do you call lesbian twins?