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A Lesbian Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: lick-a-lot-a-pus

Measure Up

Four friends met up after a game of golf, and while one man went to get drinks, the other three spoke about how successful their sons are:

Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a sports car dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari 488 GTB.

Guy 2: Thats nothing, my son runs Gulfstream and just gave his best friend a G650.

Guy 3: Well my son is more success than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a French Chateau.

Guy 4 walks back to the group of the other 3 guys.

Guy 4: Hey guys what are we talking about?

Guy 1: Oh, we are talking about how successful our sons are.

Guy 4: Well, my son is a Gay stripper.

Guy 2: You must be so disappointed.  What caused him to be so unsuccessful in life?

Guy 4: Actually, he is doing very well for himself. He just got a new Ferrari, his own private jet, and a French castle from his three boyfriends.

Gender Pay

If I had a dollar for every gender there was...

I'd have two dollars and a whole lot of counterfeits.

The New Motorcycle

A man buys a new motorcycle. The salesperson tells him that when it rains to go outside and rub Vaseline on it because it protects it while also making it nice and shiny. Later that night, he goes to eat at his girlfriend's house, and the rule at their house is if you talk during supper you have to do the dishes. So they are eating and he looks at his girlfriend and kisses her. Nobody says anything, and he fucks her right at the table and nobody says anything. He looks over at her mom and kisses her too. Nobody says anything, so he does her too. Next thing he knows he looks outside and it is starts to rain outside, so he grabs the Vaseline out of his pocket. At that his girlfriend's dad stands up and says, ''Okay. I will do the damn dishes.''

Closet Time

Q: Why are gay men so well dressed? 

A: They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.