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First Jump

After a fresh batch of paratroopers complete their first jump, some veterans take them out for a few rounds.

They're swapping stories and an old timer says: "Man, I remember the first time I jumped. Made the mistake of being the last one in line. Finally it's my turn, and I look down and freeze. The drill instructor leans in right behind me says, 'son, either you jump right now or I'm going to fuck you in the ass."

The veteran looks off wistfully and takes a pull off his beer.

A first-timer says, "Well, did you jump?"

"A little at first."

Gay Asian

Q: What's a gay Asian's favorite city?

A: Bangkok

Long Fingers

Q:  What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

A:  Well Hung.

100 Lesbians with Guns

Q:  What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

A:  Militia Etheridge.

Queer Burglar

Q: Did you hear about the queer burglar?

A: He couldn't blow the safe, so he went down on the elevator!