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Becoming Shirt

Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Feather Line

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous brunette comes in. The first guy says, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" "What Did You Just Say?" she asks. "Particularly nasty weather," he replies. The brunette says, "Oh," and leaves. Then a really hot redhead walks in. The first guy looks in her eyes and says, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" Her face lights up and she purrs, "Yeah!" So they leave and two hours later the first guy comes back for another drink. Shocked, the second guy asks the first one how he did it. He explains that he uses the line on every woman, and if they're shocked he covers by saying, "Particularly nasty weather," but otherwise, some girls are up for it. Eager to try it, the second guy waits for another woman to enter the bar. Soon a blonde walks in. He nervously says, "Stick your ass with a feather?" "EXCUSE ME?" shouts the blonde. The guy reddens and stutters, "Uh, sorry, um... did you know it's fucking raining out?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Weather Jokes
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Motivational Speaker Booty Call

Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in you!
Step 2: Now feel mine.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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