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Frigid Girlfriend

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A: When you open her legs the lights go on

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Riddles
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Going Fishing

Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or grunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Fishing Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Zombie Booty Call

You caught my eye from across the room. I'll probably need that back later.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts
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