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Monkey Love

A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away. One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her. She says, "I'll do anything to repay you." The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Greedy Kiwi

This aussie caught this kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep. "Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them". The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with anyone"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes)
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Ladies Night Out

Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.
The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."
The second woman said, "I blew chunks."
The third woman said, "I burned down my house."
After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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